Embedded Cattlemen's Rhetoric

Brother:

I wonder if this word is more common in cattle country.

·                                 Main Entry: ²goad

·                                 Function: transitive verb

·                                 Date: 1579

1 : to incite or rouse as if with a goad
2 : to drive (as cattle) with a goad

 

I always thought of this as "persistant persuasive pressure" and not the optionless prodding with a pointy stick.  

 

PukkaDave:

Naw, man,

Coax, or cajole, even,

But goad, is to use the sharp stick.

Or in modernity, the taser-like impetuatator .  .  .

 

Brother:

Now I know....but (whenever this term came up) it was always people "goading me" into things.   At least the way I heard it...I thought folks meant I was being talked into it but they meant I was being pressured to an inevitable outcome "right out of the chute"

 

PukkaDave:

Well it’s good that you know now, anyway . . . 8^D . . .

But I assumed you were the goad-er, not the goad-ee

 

Brother:

"The good of goad depends" he said.

Then added as he nodded,

"On which end of the stick you are:

The Prodder or the Prodded" 

 

 

VENT VIOLENT UTILISER DEFENSE

An ordinary traffic warning of the potential for high winds in the south of France, and that caution must be used . . .

 

But, observe the found poetry herein: the way that VIOLENT springs from the cloven VENT, like Aphrodite from Jove, with an internal rhyme that seems positively familial, if not incestuous.

 

Rejoice in the stentorian hudibrastic of VIOLENT(violence) and DEFENSE, which in its oracular simplicity reverberates with joycean connotations and imputations.

 

And even more sonorously, metaphorically, this cogency warns us to prepare for the turbulence we inexorably approach: the Winds of War, Tsunamis of Debt, Cyclonic challenges . . .

 

Yes, this is Found Poetry . . . maybe I should not claim to have found it . . . some nameless bureaucrat in the French Hiway department has been charged with conveying this message . . . has he taken care with it, or dashed it off? Did he consider its import or was he perfunctory?

 

All Art is Found . . . but you have to be looking! Was this bureaucrat looking, or am I the first to see it? So often, when you find what you did not know you are looking for, did not realize precisely what you would find when you came across it, yet recognize it immediately, as the Truth-with-a-capital-T . . .

It is Luck, to find it, but Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. 

 

 

Visions of Algorithms Dancing in her Head

I forget what exactly we were talking about, but basically I was thinking out loud while analyzing family finances . . . when Mrs interrupted me and said “Number talk puts me to sleep” . . . we were in bed, and she wanted to go to sleep, anyway, so I gratified her . . . “the square of the hypoteneus is equal to the sum of the squares of the other 2 sides of the triangle” – zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz . . . .  she needed no more from me . . . .8^D . . .

 

Deutsche Road Sign

juvenile in the extreme, we agree, but . . .

ich denken nur est bin lustig

French Road Signs

There's a certain amount of mystery, due to the language difficile . . . but over and above that there is some cultural difficile . . . like these non-verbal cues . . . we saw others that we guessed meant "Watch Out for Evil Turkeys!" . . . these we speculated meant "Don't Pick Up HitchHikers" or "No Pedestrians" or "Watch Out for Crazed Escapees" . . .

Pizza Machine

Well, it was out of order . . .
But . . .
Je pense juste que c'est drôle

Methode Traditionelle

If you can believe it, in Condom, France, The Gers . . .

Je pense juste que c'est drôle