Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Kokopelli in Europe

Refer also to http://ijustthinkitsfunny.blogspot.com/2009/07/kokopelli-in-europe.html

This one is from the Red Light District in Amsterdam . . .

Children Everywhere, Bewaar!

 

More Funny Mannequins from Private

Well, this first one, in the US, I would say was wholly unacceptable,

But here in the CR, in this collection of manic mannequins, maybe not . . .

I don’t know how well they sell clothes, but . . .

I just think they’re funny.

Stuck

These sandwiches always get stuck in the machine.

The machine gives your money back, in the CR.

So you can press the same one and the second one will knock down the first one.

The second one may get stuck, then, or come down, too.

One Never Knows.

Monday, December 27, 2010

Disney Dream

frank rich's column in the NYT touches a chord now . . .
even if you don't agree with Frank Rich, you can enjoy the film, added to the Smithsonian National Film registry . . .
 
 

"Disneyland Dream" was made in the summer of 1956, shortly before the dawn of the Kennedy era. You can watch it on line at archive.org or on YouTube. Its narrative is simple. The young Barstow family of Wethersfield, Conn. — Robbins; his wife, Meg; and their three children aged 4 to 11 — enter a nationwide contest to win a free trip to Disneyland, then just a year old. The contest was sponsored by 3M, which asked contestants to submit imaginative encomiums to the wonders of its signature product. Danny, the 4-year-old, comes up with the winning testimonial, emblazoned on poster board: "I like 'Scotch' brand cellophane tape because when some things tear then I can just use it."

Friday, December 24, 2010

Craig Nutt Sculptures

From my daughter in NYC . . .

These just make me laugh a bit. Wish I had the $ to blow on one.

http://www.craignutt.com/index.html

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Slowing Down to the Speed of Dark



According to Einstein’s General Theory of Relativity, time slows down for something as it approaches the speed of light. So what does it mean if time seems to be going faster, as it does for me? Am I slowing down towards the speed of dark? This year has certainly flashed by at an alarming rate – like a dropout on an analogue videotape. My life, and my career in modern broadcast engineering, is a mere blip on the radar screen of eternity.

If years don’t last like they used to, then all the more effort should be made to record the significant events for posterity, lest these shrinking time units we call years disappear altogether in some kind of Einsteinian wormhole vortex black hole thingy.

So what should we record in our journals on the subject of “2010: the significant events and occur rences affecting television broadcast technologists”? Here follows my list.

http://www.tvtechnology.com/article/110814

It has always seemed to me, I blog, that the reason Old People crab about so cautiously and slowly, is that everything seems to be speeding past them in a blur, till the christmases are flying by like telephone poles on the freeway . . . especially the older I get . . . 8^) . . . so I think I have conceived what this author is experiencing without the same recognition, but I did like his concept of slowing down to the Speed of Dark.

 

I just think its funny.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Tetzky Tatzky

Mrs was walking out of the Bila grocery store the other day . . . since it was our Anniversary Eve, she was loaded down a little bit, and the security guard for the apartment complex said something to her that she heard as “Tiskat Tasket” . . .

 

We worried it, but my colleague at work, my frequent interpreter of all things Czech, finally puzzled out, he must have been saying “Tetsky Tatsky” which means, “Heavy Basket” . . . he was asking her if she wanted help carrying it . . . 8^D . . . but she just said “Ne, Diky” and scurried up to the apartment.

 

Today at the Modigliani exhibit, the guard at the Entrance said something to her about her Tatsky, and instead of Freaking out she just showed her handbag to him to scan . . . . 8^D

 

But, like Ahoy from Ahoj, from the Czech via the Latin, Ad Honorem Jesu’, could A Tisket, A Tasket, be from the “Tetsky Tatsky”?

 

It’s all too, too droll to contemplate….

 

Search for Tisket, Tasket Ella Fitzgerald on YouTube for a hilarious rendition, from an Abbott and Costello movie, Ride “em Cowboy!.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Mrs Santa's Lingerie

I *think* in the US such a display would only be found in a furtive corner at Victoria Secret or Frederick of Hollywood (if we consider Las Vegas and Los Angeles as aberational exceptions), whereas in Leipzig, they seemed to be in every third window. Red & Black, again.

Marilyn Monroe's Toes

Well, First of All. I don't know why the blogger software is loading my picture sideways . . . it's true it was taken sideways by my cel phone in the restaurant Ambiente Living in PRG, but I have rotated it before loading it .
But never mind that . Look at her pre-hensile toes. I wisht I was back in PHX where a fellow could ogle a few toes all year round, unlike in PRG where half the year one is reduced to ogling snow boots.
I mean, just to dig a little deeper hole for myself, what is the meaning for such toes? I immediately extrapolate conclusions about the population at large from such an egregious example, but I recognize it is not a scientific approach.

The Muppet's Last Supper . . .

from the Carousel Bistro in Dresden.
I don't think that's what THEY call it . . .

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Waiting For Santa

so, yeah, the first one is just funny - there was another with this same mannequin, in the same staging, in the same block of stores -- at least I think it was the same mannequin . . . I don't want to offend any mannequins or mannequin-ites, but I think it was the same model . . . unwrapping a cylindrical package, oh, say 10 inches long and 2 inches wide . . . I didn't get that picture cuz it didn't register on us till later . . . if you know how I mean . . .
but I just like the wrap-around skirt. Very Chic.

Red & Black

it seems odd to me that this is the only picture I have of all the Red & Black figures I saw in Leipzig store fronts . . . most of them (and I am thinking of the Leipzig HBF Mall (150 shops, very modern, very nice)) had lingerie, mix & matching red & black . . .it looked wrong at first -- funny, I mean -- but it kinda grows on me till I don't want to see all Red or all Black . . .

Limonde Promotion

the Flora Mall had these girls, in addition to the normal swarms of Sephoras (in Pink Wigs and danskins), and a half dozen other pairs doing different things . . . I wish I was quicker on the draw . . . having these lovely-but-hilarious girls shove trays full of Limonde Becherovka at you (you can't turn it down, can you?). just makes the holiday season that much more special for me, anyway...

Big Idea - Leipzig

Hi-Ho! Hi-Ho! It's Off to work we go . . . .Leipzig Market Square

Mrs. Hippie - Leipzig

sometimes I think I must be on a Scavenger Hunt that no one else cares about . . .
I don't care.
I just thin its funny.

FORE!

Pussy Galore Boutique in Leipzig

Aim Here

pissoir at Mozaika. I think . . .

Fish Food

Thai Spa, Vaclavsky Namesti, Prague

DIlli-Delhi - Prague 3

didn't eat there, yet, I just think it's funny . . . but the menu looks good

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Thursday, September 16, 2010

One Way Dead End

I just think its funny.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Friday, September 3, 2010

Dutch & Such - AMS

Gov In Action

the original proposition . . .

 

Cultural Differences Noticed at the G20 meeting in Toronto ...

The Canadian: Self-absorbed and disconnected from reality.
The American: Businesslike, unwilling to be distracted.
The French and the Italian: "LOOK AT THAT ASS!"

 

The repartee’ . . .

 

He is only a man, like any other man . . .

 

 

SuperC

The other day on the tram we saw what looked like a protest rally: ~100 people dressed like this marching and shouting down the street with an amused police escort. The red-suits had signs and whistles. We couldn't make head-nor-tails of it. . . .protest? blood drive?

But it turns out to be some cheesy ad campaign for Albert's Grocery Store chain.

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Roky ve dnech

have to go by Groucho's rule . . . I just tell 'em, I don't explain 'em . . . this is from a poster on the wall of an alley leading from Starometzka

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Narodni Gallerie - Bath in a Bucket

Narodni Gallerie - Ombre de Derriere

The name of this second picture was something like "The Power of Gold" . . .

Narodni Gallerie - Lenin on Parade

my funky little camera phone turned these turquoise . . . but do you think the material is linen?

A Pre-Columbian Boner at Narodni Gallerie

Letnany Mall Store Mannequins

We don't remember the name of the store . . . it's not a place we shop, but these are the drollest mannequins I've ever seet . . . I just thought they were funny . . .

but oh, despite the tutti-fruiti hair, this one is giving me a semi- . . .
and this one seems like a sit-com character . . .
I mean, would you buy clothes from this Daisy Mae?

Narodni Gallerie - This Usta Be My Spot

of all the heart-breaking things that make me laugh in self-defense, this has the most arch-typical appeal to me. . .

Saturday, August 14, 2010

An Advanced Rohrsach Test . . .

for some reason, this picture just appeals to me . . .

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Georgia O'Keefe Bridge

I've tried to photo this bridge a couple of times now, once from a moving car and this time from the train to Dresden . . .I think the town is Lovosice . . . I acknowledge that my attempts fail to capture what an awesome, beautiful bridge it is, sensuous in all its structural integrity, as I have implied, in a Georgia O'Keefe way. . . I'm amazed at the engineer's thinking out of the box to make only support on one end, not two, nor in the middle, and to have such lovely, graceful curves.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

The Flying Dutchman

Just walking around the bohemian section of Dresden, the Neu Stadt, we happened on this advert . . . boy for more time, I'll bet the Opera in Dresden is go-o-o-o-o-o-o-d . . . 8^). . . but look at this cherub swilling wine from the bottle. . . I guess if I was with a half-nude babe 3 times my size I'd want a fortifier, too . . .

Monday, August 2, 2010

1st Beer of the Day...

at Raderberger overlooking the Elbe. . . I know you won't believe me, I mean, I know it doesn't look like it, but Really, this was our first beer of the day . . .

One Eyed Slaughter House

Ok. We were in Dresden. These are the old Slaughter Houses -- or at least where they used to be . . . this is all some sort of concert Halle now . . . But we had to take at least one picture to make the trip out to Messe-Dresden worth it . . . we don't care if the bus driver that dropped us off there at the end of the line when everything was closed thinks we were nuts when we got back on 10 minutes later when he resumed his route . . . as long as we don't think so.

Bridal Revenge

so we were just thinking it was funny to see a bridal gown in a used clothing store called Revenge . . .

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Nimitz Museum Fredericksburg TX

so maybe it's not belly-laugh funny, but it's amusing . . .
GOT to have something to show all the tourists to Fred. . . .
how 'bout if I lable it "the new Jimmy Carter Wing of the Nimitz Museum"?
does that seem, like, more funny?

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Albuquerque Admonishment

downtown
I'd say that just about covers it . . . .

Friday, June 18, 2010

A Buoy in Prague


on the Vltava river . .  ..