The Wagon
If your Little Red Wagon no longer is new, and soon-to-be-spare-parts are hanging down, then you have a Saggin' Wagon.
If those soon-to-be-spare-parts touch the ground, then you have a Saggin' Draggin' Wagon.
If you are still proud of your decrepit old wagon, then you have a Braggin' Saggin' Draggin' Wagon.
If you carry bottles in your wagon, then you have a Braggin' Saggin' Draggin' Flagon Wagon.
If the stuff in the bottles makes you sick, then you have a Braggin' Saggin' Draggin' Gaggin' Flagon Wagon.
If being sick slows you down, then you have a Laggin' Braggin' Saggin' Draggin' Gaggin' Flagon Wagon.
If your wagon squeaks because it needs oil, then you have a Naggin' Laggin' Braggin' Saggin' Draggin' Gaggin' Flagon Wagon.
If your wagon wobbles, then you have a Waggin' Naggin' Laggin' Braggin' Saggin' Draggin' Gaggin' Flagon Wagon.
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